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Charismatic in a non-creepy televangelist way, energetic, transparent, funny, sometimes inappropriate & an open book 

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Tapping into the wisdom of your #1 mentor - your future self and living in a way that your future self will thank you for.

What it takes to live your F*CK YEAH life - a life that feels as good on the inside as it looks on the outside.

Topics I love to speak about

Taking exquisite and exceptional care of yourself  - physically, mentally, and emotionally - so you can live your F*CK YEAH life.

The radical pursuit of deep contentment which looks like putting yourself first sometimes, having your own back, and being your own best friend.

Letting joy, desire, pleasure, and delight guide your way to living a F*CK YEAH life

I'm an open book and wear my emotions on my sleeves when sharing stories about finding my way back to me.

My own tales of overcoming decades long loneliness (results of an emotionally abusive childhood).

Almost walking away from the only good thing in my life (my marriage and family).

The proverbial straw that broke the camel's back (an email from my mom sweeping allllll the abuse under the rug).

My gloriously messy and not always graceful journey of healing (I wouldn't have it any other way).

Losing both of my parents 9 months apart and how it opened up new layers of healing I never realized were there and why I'm the most emotionally well I've ever been.

Growing old gratefully and powerfully. I'm just getting started and LOVE lighting the 🔥 in others.

And my unique approach to coaching clients using my SELFISH framework which blends my years of training and experience in the personal development world alongside my work as an expert software development project manager you actually want to work with because I get lots of great shit done without a gazillion meetings. You know exactly what I mean.

People love hearing tales of all the things that make us human

All delivered with my signature style of awkwardly charming & hilarious candor

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Jen Vertanen is a mentor for ambitious women who mostly have their shit together but feel bored and unfulfilled even though they’ve checked all the boxes and done everything “right”.

She helps them go from wanting more (happiness, fulfillment, etc.) to F*CK YEAH I love my life without having to Eat, Pray, Love or Thelma & Louise.

Using her signature candor and humor, Jen wants the world to know it’s never too late and you're never too old but you do kind of need to get going.

Live a life that feels as good on the inside as it looks on the outside. Learn more at jenvertanen.com.

Website: jenvertanen.com
Instagram: instagram.com/its.jenvertanen
Take the Discover Your #1 Mentor Future Self Quiz: jenvertanen.com/who-is-your-future-self

jen's bio

I have a few important notables:

I will share enthusiastically as I see fit for my audience and am most active on Instagram and Facebook.

I believe in quality over quantity and will not share my social media numbers or my list size. I'm working to change the paradigm and if quantity is more important to you, we are not a good fit.

I will not create special content for your audience.

I believe in autonomy and free-will and certain audiences (ahem, white Jesus GOP Christians) most likely will not appreciate nor agree with me. 

You must have or are working to have diversity in your speakers – body, sexuality, gender identity, culture, etc. I am a cis- white woman who deeply values diversity in voice, culture, and appearance.

If you're cool with these, please send an email to jen@jenvertanen.com and we'll get the ball rolling! I can't wait to go there with you!

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