Go All-in Intensive!
3-Mo 1:1 expert support to bring your bold af vision(s) to life & MAKE YOUR fuck yeah INEVITABLE
⚠️ Warning: I brainwash brilliant cycle breakers into deeply loving & believing in themselves and their ability to do anything they set their minds to SO MUCH SO that taking bold & courageous action almost takes itself. With my guidance & 30+ years experience helping others make epic shit happen, you can't help but make your Bold AF Visions a reality so buckle up! ⚠️
let's fucking go!
BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ GIVE ONLY THE RIGHT FUCKS 🌶️ LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOURSELF & YOUR LIFE 🤟🏼 BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ GIVE ONLY THE RIGHT FUCKS 🌶️ LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOURSELF & YOUR LIFE 🤟🏼 BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ GIVE ONLY THE RIGHT FUCKS 🌶️ LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOURSELF & YOUR LIFE 🤟🏼
Working with Jen has given me clarity and courage around accepting my true self and what I most value in life. Any time I got off a call with her I felt refreshed and clear-headed. She always held a safe place for me to clear my mind while also asking powerful questions to help me see things from a new perspective.
ACCEPTING MY TRUE SELF
And do so without burnout, white knucklin' it, ruining relationships, etc. while you step more and more into being the unapologetic human who believes in and loves themselves so damn much that you see no other option than making your Bold AF Visions a reality
this is ALL possible* and I help you make it happen
So...how do YOU plan to spend your fucks? What are YOUR Bold AF Visions?
Go back to school for the career you've always wanted instead of the one you thought you should have but literally makes you want to poke your eyeballs out and run away screaming instead of having to face another day?
Write the novel you can't stop creating characters for in your head and have all the plot lines worked out except for the ending...they'll never see the twist coming!
Have the adventure(s) of a lifetime as you sell everything and retire to the mountains of Ecuador or travel the US in your bougie RV for a year to visit all the parks on your Someday List™ or volunteer in Guatemala as you figure out your next big pivot?
Start the new business of your DREAMS, provide opportunities for others, and create your legacy?
Rebuild yourself from the inside out and become the you you've always known is inside...the one who can do anything you set your mind to no matter what others think?
Create the non-profit that's been on your heart since forever and be a leader in your local community as you do good, important work alongside others who care deeply too?
Sell your artwork through galleries and juried shows as you create even more because that's what makes you feel fully ALIVE?
Be the person up for anything whether that's learning a new instrument, taking a trapeze class, slinging clay on the pottery wheel taught by that super hot bearded dude, scuba diving in Bali, organizing a retreat, or all of the above because YOU are a grown-ass human who prioritizes new experiences & loving your life?
Ask for the promotion...the one you've literally deserved for a while now as you watch mediocre men get it instead?
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"Working with Jen feels like coming home at the end of a long day, whipping off your bra & getting into your pjs, sinking down into a comfy chair with your cozy blanket and a glass of red, and taking the deepest breath you've taken all day...and then she drops an innuendo that has you laughing your ass off...."
this is perfect for you if you...
Have big goals and even bigger dreams and cannot wait to take action and make them happen
Consider yourself high-achieving, determined, and mostly have your shit together (at least that's what others think lol!) but also know there's something MORE for you
Are kind of burnt out and over it trying to make it happen on your own and are waving the white flag for support (even though you're always the strong, stubborn one in the bunch)
Are ready to roll up your sleeves and get shit done!!!!!!!
Don't want to get to your 80s and 90s without rebellious stories to share from your many foibles and follies (I totally see you wearing a caftan in your 80s and using words like 'foibles' and 'follies' because I will be)
Have a good sense of humor and don't get offended easily (I have the sense of humor of a 12-yo boy so...)
nailed it...
clarity & vision
I guide you through specific exercises to get clear on your vision of A Fuck Yeah Life, Bold AF Visions, values, and priorities so you're making aligned decisions that support what you want and need in life
mindset & deep self-belief
We work on anything & everything getting in your way. Fear, mindset, limiting beliefs, patterns, understanding the role society has played in all of it so you can stop beating yourself up already
strategy & LOADS OF ACTION
We quickly build forward momentum with unique strategies and actions that partner with your brain so you can manage fear, stress & overwhelm as you make progress on your Bold AF Visions
accountability
Having the right person in your back pocket supporting you as you're taking action makes all the difference in the world. Work with me and you are never left hanging with support in-between calls
becoming the PERSON who...
Love the powerful energy you're stepping into as you unapologetically give yourself permission to own your vision & dreams
Permission is just as important as your vision!
self-empowerment
Learn individualized tools and techniques that help you know how to always orient yourself back to operating from a place of empowerment when life lifes. Make living your Fuck Yeah Life INEVITABLE
by the end of it all...
I’m going to show you how to make taking action feel fun so you actually want to do it. We'll uncover your personal motivators and best ways of getting shit done so that reaching your Bold AF Visions feels inevitable
dear sweet baby jesus i want this so damn bad
Your Fuck Yeah Life feels inevitable because you are knee-deep, intentionally making it happen...it's not a chore or something you have to continually think about it...you just do
Before we even meet, you'll gain even greater clarity about the more you NEED and exactly what it looks and feels like- joy, meaning, fulfillment, contentment, excitement, connection, etc. - and confidence in your ability to absolutely make it happen as you start to truly own your vision of your own personal and unique Fuck Yeah Life
By the end of our first session, you'll have your roadmap and next actions to start taking immediately
By the end of 3 months, you'll be well on your way, if not already there, with writing your book, going after the new career, getting the promotion, going on the adventure(s), running the first volunteer event for your non-profit, rebuilding yourself from the inside out, selling your art...whatever your Bold AF Visions are
Thank you for showing me the mirror and allowing me to finally see and acknowledge the fear that I have been living with. This fear has been so deep that it is literally preventing me from moving forward. It is because of your warmth, kindness, and ability to “go there” with me. You held me in such a safe space that I was able to finally see myself and know that I was going to be okay. You have an incredible gift.
I'M ABLE TO FINALLY SEE MYSELF AND KNOW I'M GOING TO BE OK
PHASE 1 - INEVITABLE SUCCESS PREP
I send you thought-provoking, layer peeling back, FUN exercises and prompts (based on my Fuck Yeah Approach™) to be completed before our kickoff with access to me through Telegram (walkie-talkie app) for anything that comes up before we meet
IMPORTANT: This work is NOT meant to be fixed in stone or perfect but to give the solid starting point we need to help you be as successful as possible
PHASE 2 - MAKE IT HAPPEN KICKOFF
By the end of this Make It Happen Kickoff session, we'll have co-created your Roadmap and next steps and begun working through fears and resistance so that by end of three months, you are well on your way, if not there already, writing your book, going after the new career, getting the promotion, going on the adventure(s), running the first volunteer event for your non-profit, selling your art...whatever YOU need to live your unique version of A Fuck Yeah Life
PHASE 3 - MOTHERTRUCKIN' ACTION
Looking for a different payment option? Let's talk about it!
Feel more comfortable trying a 60-min teaser session first?
Want to just do the fucking thing already and turn this into a VIP day instead?
$2500
pay in full
Receive 2 bonus Let's Fucking Go! sessions to use however you wish
$834/m
3-mo payment plan
i'm ready...let's fucking go!
3 monthly payments with no penalty because mama don't believe in that shit
or
Foundation setting prep work, 90-min strategic kickoff, and 9 x 60-minute coaching sessions (3 per month) guided by my Fuck Yeah Approach™ with support and guidance only an expert with 30+ years coaching and consulting can provide
M-F access to Telegram for any thoughts, feelings, or questions between sessions so you get tailored support and what to do next within 24 hours. Funny memes totally optional but often appreciated
Recordings of each session so you can be fully present and focused instead of worrying about getting it all committed to memory (especially if you're ND like me!)
Personalized exercises and resources that partner with your brain and unique desires and circumstances
ready to go all in? you get...
WORRIED YOU MIGHT NEED MORE THAN 3 MONTHS OF SUPPORT?
No worries...I got you! It's hard to know how long things take until we actually get going so as we get closer to the end of our initial 3 months, we'll talk about ongoing month-to-month support options at various price points that fit YOUR needs
I have plenty for you because a) I personally love options and b) the level of support we need often changes over time
Feeling like an eager beaver ready to get started?
I'm ready whenever you are!
Click here and let's fucking go!
OR we can even...
hop on a quick (free) call to answer any questions, feel things out, make sure we jive, or you have something slightly different in mind and would LOVE to work together on it
Let's chat plz
Jen has a magical way of getting right into the crevasse of an issue and lovingly helps you crack it wide open in order for you to let it properly heal.
COMING HOME TO YOURSELF & HEALING WITHIN
Cool cool!
Send an email to jen@jenvertanen.com or better yet, let's connect quick!
I sure do! I offer cash-flow friendly payment plans at no additional cost to you.
I actually do! I'm an odd duck in that I also have a day job I absolutely love so I happily dedicate myself to doing both. It's part of how I live my Fuck Yeah Life.
If you're anything like I was - I was spending the money anyway trying to fill the holes so to speak. Now I may have too many nude lipsticks (as if!) but I also love the hell out of myself and my life.
All the things you're doing to fill the holes you feel inside? It feels good in the moment and then goes pfft...fades as you're left wondering how the hell you can get that feeling back.
What I'm talking about is lasting transformation that impacts the remaining entirety of your life. How do you put a price tag on that?
I'm not going to guilt or shame you into coaching but I want you to think...how much is living and loving your life worth? How much is NOT living and loving your life costing you?
That's priceless. If you are a resourced person (time, money, etc.) I invite you to at least have a quick convo with me to see if it's a good time and right fit.
It's not good, bad, right, or wrong if this is your question so let's put those self-judgy pants away.
BUT.
If you've been reading my site and following me on insta or facebook and your heart keeps coming back to this work AND you have this question?
That tells me all I need to know. Your life if full but is it FULL of all the things that make you YOU? That make you come alive? That provide you joy and fulfillment, and excitement, and enthusiasm?
Because that shit is priceless and so worth taking some time to put yourself first for a hot minute.
Tell them. Share with them why this is so important to you and why now is the right time.
"I want to be the best possible version of myself for you, the kiddos, and myself. I want to wake up in the morning excited to do it all over again. I want to feel energized, vibrant, ALIVE! and that means spending time just for me and NOT feeling selfish or guilty about it.
I know you love and support me and want the best for me too and this is it."
Let your heart do the talking here. Be open, vulnerable, honest, and kind.
You can't control the other person(s) - you can only represent yourself and your needs.
If you've read my About page, you know I'm warm, funny, sarcastic, irreverent, and relatable. I'm also super safe, non-judgmental, and not afraid to lovingly call you on your b.s. that's holding you back.
I'll keep your secrets, hold you to a high standard, see the potential in you and work to draw it out and will cheer you on almost embarrassingly so.
My job is to ask the hard, powerful questions, offer perspective, uncover your blind spots and give you space to explore and get curious. I will offer supportive tools in our sessions to help you bust through any lingering blocks that are keeping you stuck.
This is best for the person who is a go-getter, action-taker, magic-maker, get-shit-doner who 'has it all' but goes to bed feeling kind of stuck, bored, unsatisfied, unfulfilled, restless, and knowing there's more to life.
They know they're meant for more and are DONE feeling guilty about it and is instead, ready to take the bull by the horns and ride that sucker until they're living a live that lights them up, turns them on, and has them going to bed each night thinking, "I can't wait to do that again tomorrow.".
They might not be sure what that 'more' is but that's exactly why this is the right time, right package.
Excellent question! I have a whole page dedicated to this but in a nutshell:
You are a whole, complex being and what's impacting you in one area is most likely showing up in other areas so we're going to dive into that.
I don't believe we're ever done growing or there's some magical destination we can reach someday but instead, enjoying the hell out of ourselves and who we're becoming as we move through life - the ups, downs, and everything in-between.
A Fuck Yeah Life is far from a perfect or ideal or dream or best life. We can't entirely control all our circumstances but that also doesn't mean we have to give up on our dreams either.
My approach is art + science, strategic + tactical, meet you where you're at + lovingly challenge you, realistic + aspirational, logic + emotion, serious + playful...all with heaping loads of compassion, kindness, and a little tough love because balance.
I've mentored & coached folks of all ages and backgrounds with everything as diverse as "I just want to feel better" to "I want to take over the world". Ok - maybe not that because that's eglomaniac and I work with large egos (incl. mine) but not that large!
I've found that if you want to be coached by me and nod your head emphatically with my approach and way of being, I'm able to coach you effectively & efficiently no matter how far apart we are in age or circumstances.
Looking for a different payment option? Let's talk about it!
Feel more comfortable trying a 60-min teaser session first?
Want to just do the fucking thing already and turn this into a VIP day instead?
$2500
pay in full
Receive 2 bonus Let's Fucking Go! sessions to use however you wish
$834/m
3-mo payment plan
i'm ready...let's fucking go!
3 monthly payments with no penalty because mama don't believe in that shit
or
Foundation setting prep work, 90-min strategic kickoff, and 9 x 60-minute coaching sessions (3 per month) guided by my Fuck Yeah Approach™ with support and guidance only an expert with 30+ years coaching and consulting can provide
M-F access to Telegram for any thoughts, feelings, or questions between sessions so you get tailored support and what to do next within 24 hours. Funny memes totally optional but often appreciated
Recordings of each session so you can be fully present and focused instead of worrying about getting it all committed to memory (especially if you're ND like me!)
Personalized exercises and resources that partner with your brain and unique desires and circumstances
ready to go all in? you get...
WORRIED YOU MIGHT NEED MORE THAN 3 MONTHS OF SUPPORT?
No worries...I got you! It's hard to know how long things take until we actually get going so as we get closer to the end of our initial 3 months, we'll talk about ongoing month-to-month support options at various price points that fit YOUR needs
I have plenty for you because a) I personally love options and b) the level of support we need often changes over time
"I would work with Jen again and again and again. I don't need to anymore but I kind of wish I did..."
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