bold AF Dream Incubator

let's fucking go!

⚠️ Warning: I brainwash brilliant women into deeply loving & believing in themselves and their ability to do anything they set their minds to SO MUCH that taking bold & courageous action almost takes itself. Combine that with my 30+ years as a strategic project manager and you can't help but make your Bold AF Dreams a reality so buckle up! ⚠️

MAKE YOUR fuck yeah life INEVITABLE

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 BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ GIVE ONLY THE RIGHT FUCKS 🌶️ LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOURSELF & YOUR LIFE 🤟🏼 BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ GIVE ONLY THE RIGHT FUCKS 🌶️ LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOURSELF & YOUR LIFE 🤟🏼  BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU 🤌🏼 LIVE YOUR FUCK YEAH ✨ 

Working with Jen has given me clarity and courage around accepting my true self and what I most value in life. Any time I got off a call with her I felt refreshed and clear-headed. She always held a safe place for me to clear my mind while also asking powerful questions to help me see things from a new perspective. 

ACCEPTING MY TRUE SELF

And do so without burnout, white knucklin' it, ruining relationships, etc. while you step more and more into being the unapologetic woman who believes in and loves herself so damn much that you see no other option than making your Bold AF Dreams a reality

this is ALL possible* and I help you make it happen

So...how do YOU plan to spend your fucks? What are YOUR Bold AF Dreams?

We will make reaching your Bold AF Dreams INEVITABLE with my proven framework one courageously tiny or GINORMOUS action at a time because they ALL count



*I know because my clients have made this and more happen


Go back to school for the career you've always wanted instead of the one you thought you should have but literally makes you want to poke your eyeballs out and run away screaming instead of having to face another day?

Write the novel you can't stop creating characters for in your head and have all the plot lines worked out except for the ending...they'll never see the twist coming!

Have the adventure(s) of a lifetime as you sell everything and retire to the mountains of Ecuador or travel the US in your bougie RV for a year to visit all the parks on your Someday List™ or volunteer in Guatemala as you figure out your next big pivot?

Start the new business of your DREAMS, provide opportunities for others, and create your legacy?

Rebuild yourself from the inside out and become the you you've always known is inside...the one who can do anything she sets her mind to no matter what others think?

Create the non-profit that's been on your heart since forever and be a leader in your local community as you do good, important work alongside others who care deeply too?

Sell your artwork through galleries and juried shows as you create even more because that's what makes you feel fully ALIVE?

Be the woman up for anything whether that's learning a new instrument, taking a trapeze class, slinging clay on the pottery wheel taught by that super hot bearded dude, scuba diving in Bali, organizing a retreat, or all of the above because YOU are a grown-ass woman who prioritizes new experiences & loving your life?

Ask for the promotion...the one you've literally deserved for a while now as you watch mediocre men get it instead?

Make it inevitable with a Bold AF Dream Incubator; a 3-mo 1:1 get shit done program for determined women tired AF by the status quo & ready to give yourself unapologetic permission to do whatever TF it takes to make your Bold AF Dreams a reality and go from living a "good" life to A Fuck Yeah Life

In 3-months we work together so you can:

Go all in & be the woman who takes her dreams and desires seriously no matter what fuckery life has thrown your way

Give yourself unlimited & unapologetic permission slips to do whatever it takes to live your Fuck Yeah Life which means making those Bold AF Dreams a reality forfuckenfinally

1

Create a roadmap and plan with the exact next steps to make it happen...steps you feel nervecited to take

2

Take courageously tiny or GINORMOUS action over and over as you build momentum, confidence, and learn YOUR ways for making Bold AF Dreams inevitable. Be well on your way, if not already there, with writing your book, going after the new career, getting the promotion, going on the adventure(s), running the first volunteer event for your non-profit, selling your art...whatever YOU need to live your unique version of A Fuck Yeah Life

3

Work through any fear or resistance coming up (because it will...even the fear of success), beliefs that no longer fit who you're becoming, unhelpful stories and patterns getting in your way, mean girl thoughts telling  you you can't and who the hell are you to think you can have this, and anything else taking away from your ability to continue moving forward

4

And we do it all as i work my wily brainwashing magic to make you practice kindness, compassion, and patience with yourself because if the other way worked...it would have worked by now #motherlovintruth

(trust me...I tried)

"Working with Jen feels like coming home at the end of a long day, whipping off your bra & getting into your pjs, sinking down into a comfy chair with your cozy blanket and a glass of red, and taking the deepest breath you've taken all day...and then she drops an innuendo that has you laughing your ass off...."

this is perfect for you if you...

Have big goals and even bigger dreams and cannot wait to take action and make them happen

Consider yourself high-achieving, determined, and mostly have your shit together (at least that's what others think lol!) but also know there's something MORE for you

Are kind of burnt out and over it trying to make it happen on your own and are waving the white flag for support (even though you're always the strong, stubborn one in the bunch)

Are ready to roll up your sleeves and get shit done!!!!!!!

Don't want to get to your 80s and 90s without rebellious stories to share from your many foibles and follies (I totally see you wearing a caftan in your 80s and using words like 'foibles' and 'follies' because I will be)

Have a good sense of humor and don't get offended easily (I have the sense of humor of a 12-yo boy so...)

nailed it...

What to expect as we work together 

clarity & vision

I guide you through specific exercises to get clear on your vision of A Fuck Yeah Life, Bold AF Dreams, values, and priorities so you're making aligned decisions that support what you want and need in life

mindset & deep self-belief

We work on anything & everything getting in your way. Fear, mindset, limiting beliefs, patterns, understanding the role society has played in all of it so you can stop beating yourself up already

strategy & LOADS OF ACTION

We quickly build forward momentum  with unique strategies and actions that partner with your brain so you can manage fear, stress & overwhelm as you make progress on your Bold AF Dreams

accountability

Having the right person in your back pocket supporting you as you're taking action makes all the difference in the world. Work with me and you are never left hanging with support in-between calls

becoming the woman who...

Love the powerful energy you're stepping into as you unapologetically give yourself permission to own your vision & dreams
Permission is just as important as your vision!

self-empowerment

Learn individualized tools and techniques that help you know how to always orient yourself back to operating from a place of empowerment when life lifes. Make living your Fuck Yeah Life INEVITABLE

by the end of it all...

You'll no longer give two shits about:

🤌🏼 wondering if you have what it takes to make your Bold AF Dreams a reality -
of course you do and of course you can

🤌🏼 
worrying you're wasting time thinking about it because
you'll actually be making it happen

🤌🏼 what others might possibly think!? Fuck 'em - you're not going to let 4th grade mean girl basic bitches or your MIL keep you from changing the world in your 40s

🤌🏼 whether or not you can handle success because you know you can

🤌🏼 the potential of failing because you know success and learning can only be achieved by sometimes failing and you've built enough confidence and self-trust to know you'll get right back on the horse and try again and figure that shit out





I’m going to show you how to make taking action feel fun so you actually want to do it. We'll uncover your personal motivators and best ways of getting shit done so that reaching your Bold AF Dreams feels inevitable

You'll also

💃🏼 Feel way more excited and fulfilled and you want even more of that because it feels so damn good FORFUCKENFINALLY

💃🏼 Know your best way of working with your energy and brain to get shit done so no more beating yourself

💃🏼 Need (way less) external validation because you've got that shit (confidence and deep-belief) covered in spades for yourself tyvm

💃🏼 See the results of setting new boundaries as you work on your Bold AF Dreams...it literally bleeds into all aspects of your life


dear sweet baby jesus i want this so damn bad

Your Fuck Yeah Life feels inevitable because you are knee-deep, intentionally making it happen...it's not a chore or something you have to continually think about it...you just do

Before we even meet, you'll gain even greater clarity about the more you NEED and exactly what it looks and feels like- joy, meaning, fulfillment, contentment, excitement, connection, etc. - and confidence in your ability to absolutely make it happen as you start to truly own your vision of your own personal and unique Fuck Yeah Life

By the end of our first session, you'll have your roadmap and next actions to start taking immediately

By the end of 3 months, you'll be well on your way, if not already there, with writing your book, going after the new career, getting the promotion, going on the adventure(s), running the first volunteer event for your non-profit, rebuilding yourself from the inside out, selling your art...whatever your Bold AF Dreams are

Thank you for showing me the mirror and allowing me to finally see and acknowledge the fear that I have been living with. This fear has been so deep that it is literally preventing me from moving forward. It is because of your warmth, kindness, and ability to “go there” with me. You held me in such a safe space that I was able to finally see myself and know that I was going to be okay. You have an incredible gift.

I'M ABLE TO FINALLY SEE MYSELF AND KNOW I'M GOING TO BE OK

PHASE 1 - INEVITABLE SUCCESS PREP

Setting the Foundation: We're going to hit the ground running during our 3 months together by getting clarity around:

  • your unique vision of A Fuck Yeah Life
  • choosing the Bold AF Dream(s) to focus on first
  • defining what success looks and feels like (hint: has nothing to do with dolla bills unless that's exactly what you want) 
  • self-identity and belief work
  • identifying gaps between your current life and your Fuck Yeah Life (never to judge but to give us necessary data to know where to dive in)


I send you thought-provoking, layer peeling back, FUN exercises and prompts (based on my Fuck Yeah Approach™) to be completed before our kickoff with access to me through Telegram (walkie-talkie app) for anything that comes up before we meet

IMPORTANT: This work is NOT meant to be fixed in stone or perfect but to give the solid starting point we need to help you be as successful as possible

PHASE 2 - MAKE IT HAPPEN KICKOFF

90-min Kickoff Meeting: Our initial meeting is 90-mins to go through your Inevitable Success Prep work (I'll have reviewed in advance), tweak and fine-tune until you have the utmost confidence that this fully and unapologetically represents YOU, and then we get to work creating the roadmap for your Bold AF Dream(s) so you can start taking action immediately



By the end of this Make It Happen Kickoff session, we'll have co-created your Roadmap and next steps and begun working through fears and resistance so that by end of three months, you are well on your way, if not there already, writing your book, going after the new career, getting the promotion, going on the adventure(s), running the first volunteer event for your non-profit, selling your art...whatever YOU need to live your unique version of A Fuck Yeah Life

PHASE 3 - MOTHERTRUCKIN' ACTION

(9) 60-Min Weekly Sessions: The name of the game here is action, action, action 🎬!

You can only learn by taking action, seeing what works, finding out quickly what doesn't as you continue being determined to make it happen, building belief, pivoting when necessary, and getting back on track

This is all part of the process and 10000% to be expected so we plan for it in advance and deal with it as it comes up

During this third phase, we meet weekly (3x a month for 3 months) to reflect, fine-tune, course-correct and continue working through anything and everything getting in your way



Looking for a different payment option? Let's talk about it!
Feel more comfortable trying a 60-min teaser session first?
Want to just do the fucking thing already and turn this into a VIP day instead?

$2497

pay in full

Receive 2 bonus Let's Fucking Go! sessions to use however you wish

$833/m

3-mo payment plan

i'm ready...let's fucking go!

3 monthly payments with no penalty because mama don't believe in that shit

or

Foundation setting prep work, 90-min strategic kickoff, and 9 x 60-minute coaching sessions (3 per month) guided by my Fuck Yeah Approach™ with support and guidance only an expert with 30+ years of strategic project management, coaching, and consulting can provide

M-F access to Telegram for any thoughts, feelings, or questions between sessions so you get tailored support and what to do next within 24 hours. Funny memes totally optional but often appreciated

Recordings of each session so you can be fully present and focused instead of worrying about getting it all committed to memory (especially if your ND like me!)

Personalized exercises and resources that partner with your brain and unique desires and circumstances


ready to go all in? you get...

WORRIED YOU MIGHT NEED MORE THAN 3 MONTHS OF SUPPORT?

No worries...I got you! It's hard to know how long things take until we actually get going so as we get closer to the end of our initial 3 months, we'll talk about ongoing month-to-month support options at various price points that fit YOUR needs

I have plenty for you because a) I personally love options and b) the level of support we need often changes over time

Feeling like an eager beaver ready to get started?

I'm ready whenever you are!

Click here and let's fucking go!

OR we can even...

hop on a quick (free) call to answer any questions, feel things out, make sure we jive,  or you have something slightly different in mind and would LOVE to work together on it

Let's chat plz

Jen has a magical way of getting right into the crevasse of an issue and lovingly helps you crack it wide open in order for you to let it properly heal. 


COMING HOME TO YOURSELF & HEALING WITHIN

Got ???s (faqs) 

Do you offer payment plans?

Cool cool!

Send an email to jen@jenvertanen.com or better yet, let's connect quick!

I sure do! I offer cash-flow friendly payment plans at no additional cost to you.



I actually do! I'm an odd duck in that I also have a day job I absolutely love so I happily dedicate myself to doing both. It's part of how I live my Fuck Yeah Life.


If you're anything like I was - I was spending the money anyway trying to fill the holes so to speak. Now I may have too many nude lipsticks (as if!) but I also love the hell out of myself and my life.

All the things you're doing to fill the holes you feel inside? It feels good in the moment and then goes pfft...fades as you're left wondering how the hell you can get that feeling back.

What I'm talking about is lasting transformation that impacts the remaining entirety of your life. How do you put a price tag on that?

I'm not going to guilt or shame you into coaching but I want you to think...how much is living and loving your life worth? How much is NOT living and loving your life costing you?

That's priceless. If you are a resourced woman (time, money, etc.) I invite you to at least have a quick convo with me to see if it's a good time and right fit.

It's not good, bad, right, or wrong if this is your question so let's put those self-judgy pants away.

BUT.

If you've been reading my site and following me on insta or facebook and your heart keeps coming back to this work AND you have this question?

That tells me all I need to know. Your life if full but is it FULL of all the things that make you YOU? That make you come alive? That provide you joy and fulfillment, and excitement, and enthusiasm?

Because that shit is priceless and so worth taking some time to put yourself first for a hot minute.


Tell them. Share with them why this is so important to you and why now is the right time.

"I want to be the best possible version of myself for you, the kiddos, and myself. I want to wake up in the morning excited to do it all over again. I want to feel energized, vibrant, ALIVE! and that means spending time just for me and NOT feeling selfish or guilty about it.

I know you love and support me and want the best for me too and this is it."

Let your heart do the talking here. Be open, vulnerable, honest, and kind. 

You can't control the other person(s) - you can only represent yourself and your needs.

What's it like working with you?

Who is this best for?

If you've read my About page, you know I'm warm, funny, sarcastic, irreverent, and relatable. I'm also super safe, non-judgmental, and not afraid to lovingly call you on your b.s. that's holding you back.

I'll keep your secrets, hold you to a high standard, see the potential in you and work to draw it out and will cheer you on almost embarrassingly so.

My job is to ask the hard, powerful questions, offer perspective, uncover your blind spots and give you space to explore and get curious. I will offer supportive tools in our sessions to help you bust through any lingering blocks that are keeping you stuck.

This is best for the woman who is a go-getter, action-taker, magic-maker, get-shit-doner who 'has it all' but goes to bed feeling kind of stuck, bored, unsatisfied, unfulfilled, restless, and knowing there's more to life.

She knows she is meant for more and is DONE feeling guilty about it and is instead, ready to take the bull by the horns and ride that sucker until she's living a live that lights her up, turns her on, and has her going to bed each night thinking, "I can't wait to do that again tomorrow.".

She might not be sure what that 'more' is but that's exactly why this is the right time, right package.

I want to do it but I'm worried what my hubby / partner / wife / bff / mom will say...

My life is pretty full...do I really have time for this?

It's a lot of money and I've never spent that much on myself...

Do you have night and / or weekend hours?

I have a different question...

Excellent question! I have a whole page dedicated to this but in a nutshell:

You are a whole, complex being and what's impacting you in one area is most likely showing up in other areas so we're going to dive into that.

I don't believe we're ever done growing or there's some magical destination we can reach someday but instead, enjoying the hell out of ourselves and who we're becoming as we move through life - the ups, downs, and everything in-between.

A Fuck Yeah Life is far from a perfect or ideal or dream or best life. We can't entirely control all our circumstances but that also doesn't mean we have to give up on our dreams either.

My approach is both art + science, strategic + tactical, meet you where you're at + lovingly challenge you, realistic + aspirational, logic + emotion, serious + playful...all with heaping loads of compassion, kindness, and a little tough love because balance.






What's your philosophy & approach?

Do you coach people like me? Am I too old/young?

I've mentored & coached women of all ages and backgrounds with everything as diverse as "I just want to feel better" to "I want to take over the world". Ok - maybe not that because that's eglomaniac and I work with large egos (incl. mine) but not that large!

I've found that if you want to be coached by me and nod your head emphatically with my approach and way of being, I'm able to coach you effectively & efficiently no matter how far apart we are in age or circumstances.

Looking for a different payment option? Let's talk about it!
Feel more comfortable trying a 60-min teaser session first?
Want to just do the fucking thing already and turn this into a VIP day instead?

$2497

pay in full

Receive 2 bonus Let's Fucking Go! sessions to use however you wish

$833/m

3-mo payment plan

i'm ready...let's fucking go!

3 monthly payments with no penalty because mama don't believe in that shit

or

Foundation setting prep work, 90-min strategic kickoff, and 9 x 60-minute coaching sessions (3 per month) guided by my Fuck Yeah Approach™ with support and guidance only an expert with 30+ years of strategic project management, coaching, and consulting can provide

M-F access to Telegram for any thoughts, feelings, or questions between sessions so you get tailored support and what to do next within 24 hours. Funny memes totally optional but often appreciated

Recordings of each session so you can be fully present and focused instead of worrying about getting it all committed to memory (especially if your ND like me!)

Personalized exercises and resources that partner with your brain and unique desires and circumstances


ready to go all in? you get...

WORRIED YOU MIGHT NEED MORE THAN 3 MONTHS OF SUPPORT?

No worries...I got you! It's hard to know how long things take until we actually get going so as we get closer to the end of our initial 3 months, we'll talk about ongoing month-to-month support options at various price points that fit YOUR needs

I have plenty for you because a) I personally love options and b) the level of support we need often changes over time

"I would work with Jen again and again and again. I don't need to anymore but I kind of wish I did..."

© 2024 Jen Vertanen & She gave herself permission